This just in – Miami Beach hits all time low

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Miam E. Shyner here reporting on the truly disgusting things seen here on the beach.  Today's event as relayed by a co-worker.

Co-worker #1 and co-worker #2 were walking down the street less than a block from our office.  At which time they spot a woman and her daughter of about 5 years.  As there is a lot of hustle and bustle on this particular street, they find it odd that these two are standing still.

More odd is that the child is wearing a dress yet has it hiked up to her chest.  More odd still is that she's completely bare assed.  Most odd, and the low point of the day, is that they were standing over one of those grates in the sidewalk similar to one you'd see over a subway and the child was pissing into the drain.

Had I seen this, I may have smacked that lady in the back of the head.  I work here and I have to smell that piss every day.  Find a bathroom pig.

This is Miam E. Shyner reporting to you live from Miami Beach.

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  • yuck… i guess the little girl had a real emergency? it's still wrong, though!

  • Nope, no excuse. There's a McDonald's directly across the street. And co-worker #2 mentioned that, loudly, when they walked by.

  • man… that's just filthy and wrong…

  • Yup. I'm taking my new camera out so I can really report the news from Miami Beach as soon as I figure out how to properly upload to Vox. 🙂

  • That's just wrong. As an aside, what kind of new phone/camera did you get? I know you were dealing with the asshats at AT&T but I don't know if I recall reading what kind it was.

  • Oh, it's an LG CU515. I really should just read the manual so I can figure out how to save Vox as a contact. 🙂 (I'm smart, really I am.)
    And btw, I've been looking through my pictures of Turks and I've come to realize that I don't have scenery shots. Really it's just a bunch of drunk people getting more drunk. 🙂

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