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    Couldn’t make this up if I tried!

    Me: Send me a screenshot.User: How do I do that?Me: <eye roll> (this is a telephone conversation)Me: Press the PrintScreen buttonUser: Where is that?Me: Above the Insert buttonUser: Where is that?Me: (getting aggrivated) Next to BackspaceUser: Uhhh, insert…uhh, backspace.  Oh, F12?Me: No.  PrintScreen. To the right of F12.User: Um, ok.Me: Press that buttonUser: Nothing happened.Me: Nothing is supposed to happen.  Open a Word doc.User: Open what?Me: Open Microsoft WordUser: Okay.  It's a blank screenMe: Yes, now press the Ctrl button and the letter VUser: Nothing happened.Me: <sigh>Me: Did you press the PrintScreen button?User: No, I couldn't find it.Me: *mumbling under breath about how I'mma kill this dumb bitch*Me: It is…

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    When I grow up

    After 12,905 days on The Rock, one would imagine that a "career" would have been settled on by now.  And yet, rapidly closing in on 12,906, I don't have a full-fledged plan.  Let me cruise down the halls of my memory to see the things I've wanted to be. Chemist – I think I wanted to be a chemist before I really even knew what a chemist was. Lawyer – I don't even know where I got this idea. Veteranarian – This one actually makes sense.  I'm a Sagittarius and very good with animals. Architect – Problem.  I tend to think in two dimensions. Landscape architect – I still toss…

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    Lunch outing

    Well then.  Yesterday, as Lovey and I were enjoying our last day of a long weekend, we decided to go grab a little late lunch.  We had heard from a couple different sources about a new place that had opened up near us.  It's a sports bar which is ALWAYS good for me since you just can never have too many places to go see the Stillers. I didn't take any photos of the inside, but I kind of wish that I had.  The space really is beautiful.  Some sort of dark wood for the tables and the bar with a HUGE screen TV surrounded by approximately twelve (I didn't…