It's grocery day! Woot!
No, not really. Grocery shopping sucks. But gas is under $2 so I'll take that in trade.
So, we walked into the store and were in the process of grabbing a cart, buggy, whatever you choose to call it. Right there were an older man and an older woman. Here's what transpired:
OL: <standing there minding her own business>
OM: <sidling up to the OL>
(I'm not sure of the exact question because I wasn't 100% paying attention AND I don't speak Spanish)
OM: Cuantos anos tiene?
OL: What? I don't understand you! I'm American!!
I'm sorry, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, the great majority of the people around the area in which I live just expect everyone to speak Spanish. The little old lady's response was priceless.