Mmmmmm, BACON!

All of us bacon lovers know that cooking bacon is a skill. (Is that sentence grammatically correct?)

Well, whilst cruising the ads on craigslist, I found another bacon lover…turkey bacon, but still bacon.  Here is his/her ad:


Love to cook? I DONT! But I love turkey bacon and I need someone to cook my turkey bacon for me every week. I just cannot have my house smelling like BACON.
Will Provide bacon.
at least 5 packs needed/weekly

i am not overweight.

  • Location: Fort Lauderdale
  • Compensation: $5 lb (uncooked net weight)

Does anyone else find this highly amusing?

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