All of us bacon lovers know that cooking bacon is a skill. (Is that sentence grammatically correct?)
Well, whilst cruising the ads on craigslist, I found another bacon lover…turkey bacon, but still bacon. Here is his/her ad:
Love to cook? I DONT! But I love turkey bacon and I need someone to cook my turkey bacon for me every week. I just cannot have my house smelling like BACON.
Will Provide bacon.
at least 5 packs needed/weekly
i am not overweight.
- Location: Fort Lauderdale
- Compensation: $5 lb (uncooked net weight)
Does anyone else find this highly amusing?