Ha! Got your attention didn't it?
Here's what this is really about. Here at work, I had an overwhelming urge to use the ladies room. I power-walked out to the restrooms only to find that a member of the cleaning staff happened to have chosen that moment to do a little afternoon touch-up cleaning. Could I have gone to a restroom on another floor? Yes. Would I have made it with dry pants? Probably not. So, in I go and I take care of business.
Now, I don't know if she was humming to cover the sound of me taking a tinkle, but she was humming nonetheless. Here's the kicker: she was humming "If I Only Had A Brain". You know, from The Wizard Of Oz. I wonder what she fills in the blanks with after the title. 🙂