I am grumpy today. I did not work out this morning because the dog was kind enough to piss on the floor again last night and getting the mop and bucket out doesn't make me want to work out afterwards. Here's today's horoscope:
"Go with the flow" is your anthem for today, Shawneen. You will find the freedom you seek by simply following the path of least resistance. There is no reason for you not to be happy. Life doesn't need to be difficult or complicated. The thing to remember is that you should be one hundred percent yourself. People will react to you the way they need to. Don't worry about their feelings – they are not your responsibility.
What this means is that if you don't want the non-censored, straight from the hip, Sagittarius-type of answer, then you'd better not ask me because I'm not sparing feelings today. The horoscope said I don't have to.