In Shynes Mind

The Numbers Game

3 – days left till the long weekend

11 – days left until Moonfaire

33.72 – years I've had on this planet

1029.83 – years I've had on other planets

4 – number of shoes at my desk

10 – pounds I want to lose

5 – realistic pounds I have to lose

17 – days left until the GO reunion

166 – days till we bust our collective ass snowboarding

6 – manmade holes in my body

3 – tattoos

4 – cars I've owned

3 – times I've escaped death

10,000 – pennies in my checking account

3 – places on my body bruised from pole dancing

5 – nights of good loving after pole class

111 – posts on Vox

6 – websites I've created

1 – website I've created that's still up and running

2 – fantastic business ideas

0 – minutes spent working on them recently

40 – minutes spent explaining the distributive property and simplifying (Algebra) to my daughter last night

1- dirty story posted on Vox

2 – times I've considered deleting my blog

umpteen – things my brother and I have laughed at together

2.08 – years spent with Lovey

1 – trip out of the country planned for next year

10 – months it took to get in circus shape

1 – month it took to lose all core strength

1500 – dollars it would cost to have a single trap in my back yard

2 – dollars I have put away towards it

6 – average number of calls per week to our house by bill collectors with a wrong freaking number

2 – brain cells shared by bill collectors who don't understand that there's no P Garcia at our house

6 – concerts I've attended (that's sad)

2 – times I've seen wrestling live (is that more sad?)

1 – times I've been approached by a roadie and almost kidnapped out of a state where I didn't live

4 – countries in which I've taught the trapeze

0 – reasons for posting this

 

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  1. They have a gathering on the first Saturday of every month. This is my first one. I'm super excited! (now that I know I get to go on my own and I won't hear any "Mom/Babe, can we go yet?"

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