Just quickly, I love football. I love watching ESPN. And I love watching the guys talk about football. I love all of them. Except Keyshawn Johnson. I dislike him. He annoys me and a lot of times, he's a terrible dresser. Lovey and I were talking and he asked where KJ went to college. So I looked it up. And found out that he went to USC, but more importantly, I found out that his first name is Joseph. Huh. Go figure.
So now, when I see him on TV, I will yell "Shut up, JOE!" rather than "Shut up, KEYSHAWN!".
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