What I want/don’t want to be

Don't expect any soul-searching here.

What I don't want to be

  • Cottage cheese – I'd get such a bad rep for being gross just because I look different, but throw some fruit in me and I'm delicious!
  • Whipping bitch – Yeah, just tired of that one.
  • Boring – Hey, wake up, I'm talking to you!
  • A procrastinator – Anymore.
  • Stressed out – Makes me grumpy.  No one likes that.
  • A fart – Seriously, who likes farts?  They're never welcome when they show up.  They're often loud and obnoxious.

 

What I want to be

  • A genius – Come on, who doesn't wanna be really super duper smart?
  • A better writer – I must learn how not to ramble as much.  Or find a genre that embraces rambling.
  • Self-employed – Self-explanatory
  • Lucky enough to win the lottery – We've got plans for that money if we ever win it!  Believe it or not, at least half would go to family and friends, depending on the amount won.
  • A superhero

    – Yeah, Spiderman with boobers.

  • More graceful – Working at the circus does not automatically equal graceful unfortunately.
  • More creative – Yeah, I know, either you have it or you don't.  I'm somewhere in the middle.  I have bouts of creativity.
  • A bartender/trapecista – I love having the ability to mingle with the public but still tell them to screw off.  No one in their right mind messes with the bartender.  I just love to fly too.
  • TV pretty – Maybe just for a day though.  I've got a 'different' look that I'm quite alright with.
  • King of the world!
  • And oh yeah, better read – Not meaning that I want to read more books although I do, but I want more people to read the crap I post!

Okay, I'm done now.

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