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We are a marketing company that prides itself in creating individualized resluts for each of our clients. We specialize in target marketing materials and web design.
That, my friends, is just plain awesome. I prefer my sluts new, but I guess I'll take a reslut if I have to.
Hrm, a brand-new but generic slut, or a highly-individualized reslut? I'd have think hard about which I'd actually want.
Now there's a tough decision. I think I would lean towards the latter as long as it came with a Clean Security Certificate.
True. It might be nice if it came with a 1 year manufacturer's warranty, too. The last thing I'd want is my reslut to break on me 6 months in.
I agree. If it's an individualized reslut, I assume they're customized. I've always had a secret yearning for a bright pink reslut with gold pinstriping.(Hi new neighbor! Thanks for making me snort, loudly, at work š
Reslut.. hahaha. That's a good term for some girls I know. Either that or it's a term for someone who was a slut and then decides to clean up their act, only to reslut themselves. Probably both.
Haha, bright pink with gold is the circus in you coming out.
(Glad to meet ya!)
Maybe we should submit it to urban dictionary. Definitely the girl that was a slut, cleans it up just to get all slutty again.