"Isn't your mother a well known whore?"
– Sideshow Mel
This just speaks for itself (and no, I didn't look to see what it's actually about. that kills the funny)
Lovey: I think my aunt is making those sausages that you like.
Me: The ones in the sandwich with the onions and peppers?!?!?
Lovey: <laughing> Yes. Which ones did you think I meant?
Me: I don't know. It took a minute to register.
Lovey: <more laughing>
Me: Man, I love those. I'm full and I'd eat it right now anyways.
Lovey: <laughing again> You're not full.
Me: Yes I am.
Lovey: <near hysterics> No, you're not. You had a piece of toast.
Me: Oh yeah.
I totally forgot that I didn't really eat when I made breakfast for them. I am officially a mess.
I'm coming to realize that this needs some posting.
Just yesterday she mentioned that in conversation, one of her friends asked her something along the lines of "do you ever wonder what your parents do when you're not home?"
Ugh, I don't even wanna think about it. My mom probably farts on my pillow.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that kid.
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