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I'm sorry, can I do what?
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It could only come from a grandparent
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i'm pretty sure that it's not an old lady you want to kill… but it might be a certain red-haired clown?
Is this one a shout out to Oma?
@Roboco: I must kill all old ladies! Wait, no, that's not right. It's the clown.
@Minnow: Ha! I hadn't even thought about that. It could be if you translate it to German. 🙂