Dear diary

Today I got up before the sun even considered rolling over, scratching its balls and farting.

It's very foggy this morning which doesn't comfort me when I have to get on a plane. I'm happy that I could get a Modelo Pacifico to calm my nerves at 5:43.

The plane boards soon so I'm off to chug this beer. Maybe I'll post another entry during the layover in Chicago.


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