Overheard

Two guys at the next table. Yeah, Im drinking in a bar, so what.

Guy 1: I'm gonna tell you something but when I tell you, you can't act surprised or I get to gut you with a butter knife.

Guy 2: Okay

Guy 1: My salary is 450% of yours. How's that? Does that feel like a kick in the nuts or getting stabbed with a butter knife?

Guy 2:

What a douche.

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  • hahaha! I'd have calmly stabbed him in the head with a fork.
    (sounds like you need a couple drinks!)

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