ROCO Friday – The Always Hungry Edition


That's my stomach, good people.  No need for alarm.  Why is she making such noise?  Probably because she wants to be fed but has no self-control whatsoever.  She'll just keep stretching and stretching and saying "Feed me more!"  I had to put the kaibosh on her fun.  I do, after all, have goals. (Which I will now list for my own good.  Feel free to bloop-bloop-bloop, as PittGirl would say, past this part if you wish.)

The Shorts – In the next six months

  • Stretch enough to be able to get into that damn split on both sides.  Progress is being made.
  • Way less than in six months, lose 8.4 more pounds.  120 is the goal.
  • More importantly but still less than six months, reduce body fat percentage by 4 to 5 percent.
  • Regain a lot of upper body strength so I can……..
  • Once again (hopefully) perform by December.
  • Obtain AA in Business Administration (not because I'm interested in BA, but it was my only choice).
  • BOOBS!  Happy birthday to me.  Is it odd that I've had this discussion with my brother?  Boobs are only as long as recovery doesn't interfere with performing.

The Mids – Six months to one year

  • Spend one week in this house in this city.  Get on your board and RIDE!
  • Decide what I want to be when I grow up.
  • Hit the lottery….yeah, yeah, I know.
  • Oh, ride some blues.  Put away the skirt!
  • Lay off the booze.  Maybe a glass of wine per evening but as much as I love Heiney Light, it does not make for a light hiney.  I've lost my taste for my beloved Ketel One Citroen so I guess that's it.

The Longs – One to three years

  • Get hitched.  Togas, kids.  Put aside for a moment that it's a wedding and let me know if you like any of the pictured ones or please feel free to link to any cool ones you've seen.
  • toga4toga3toga2toga1


  • Graduate – maybe even with honors. 
  • Move the hell out of Miami and hopefully never come back.
  • Own a house that has a space just for ME.  Nobody else gets to put their stuff in that room!  Yes, I am five years old.

The circus is in town.  I might need to hit the lottery sooner so I can do/see all the circus I want. ๐Ÿ™‚

Ha!  Vox just decided that I was done and posted this, so I guess I'm done.  Have a great weekend, all.  And please, whatever you do, don't forget……


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4 thoughts on “ROCO Friday – The Always Hungry Edition

  1. why would people need to make a new word "kaibosh" when there's a perfectly good word that's already in existence that's practically the same word???i suck at picking out dresses. i can't ever imagine them actually on someone. so i'm no help. sorry!

  2. What's the word that's already in existense? I've always known the word kaibosh although I wasn't sure on the spelling. Hahaha, I guess Urban Dictionary isn't a good reference. I get an F! ๐Ÿ˜€
    No worries on the dress. That's kinda spaztic of me since the huge majority of my 'hood has never even seen me in person, lol.

  3. You know, I never actually looked it up. I thought it was just one of those words that we country folk tossed around. ๐Ÿ™‚ Like "redding up" your room.
    You should also use urban dictionary when you just need a laugh! Some of the stuff in there is so outrageous.

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