What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
I love tending bar. I want to do it again. Soon as I buy me some boobies, I might be able to get a job on South Beach. In the meantime, I'll settle for quizzes to tell me how good I am.
Your Score: Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Are you joining me behind the bar or in front of it?
Weird. I got the exact same scores, but I'm only 130 proof and I'm bourbon.
Who knows? 🙂
I'd guess it has something to do with some of the answers that didn't necessarily have a right or wrong answer, but were more opinons.