Is the bar tender here?

What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

I love tending bar.  I want to do it again.  Soon as I buy me some boobies, I might be able to get a job on South Beach.  In the meantime, I'll settle for quizzes to tell me how good I am.

Your Score: Bacardi 151

Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (104).


All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Are you joining me behind the bar or in front of it?

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