If a waiter stopped by right now to take your order, what cocktail or drink are you having?
It's 5 o'clock somewhere and therefore I would like a lemon drop martini. Please sugar my rim (huh, now that sounds nasty) and use Ketel One Citrone. Thank you. By the way, keep your hands off the top half of my glass or I'm sending it back.
Haha. 🙂