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Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina

This song popped into my head last night and I have been unable to get rid of it.  If you don't know (because I sure didn't), it's by Del tha Funkee Homosapien who is Ice Cube's cousin.  If I did it right, the video should appear below.

 

You will now have this ditty stuck in your head for the rest of the day.  You're welcome. 😛

The storms have been non-stop here in south Florida for the last few days.  We're very fortunate, though, to not be in the situation that folks are in the midwest.

Sidebar: Hi Sirius, thanks for playing "Never Say Goodbye" by Bon Jovi, one of my all time (yeah I love the 80s) depressing songs.  Oh wait, you've just made up for it by following that up with "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison.  I forgot that I had some video of Mr. Michaels playing a concert after a baseball game but the video is too huge for Vox to take it.  Ha!  Oh well, I'll YouTube it eventually.

I am the current queen of procrastination.  I have assignments to do for school as well as some website updates for my pole teacher and I am just sitting here Voxing away for your amusement.

I guess that I really don't have anything to say right now.  I'm gonna get on my way.  Have a wondermous day folks!

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Tuesday Things – 5/20/08

These things I love:

  • Family, blood and otherwise
  • Pole class and teacher compliments
  • The warm summer nights that are the only thing I will miss about Miami
  • All things circus
  • My friends scattered to the four corners
  • A really good orgasm
  • Moons over My Hammy
  • Tea
  • Yoga
  • Saturday nights
  • Live music
  • Black and Gold
  • New looks

These things I do not love:

  • An extra 15 pounds
  • Searching but not finding
  • Hiding
  • No talent
  • Lonliness
  • Seclusion
  • No flexibility
  • Standing on the outside looking in
  • Parking tickets
  • Not getting there
  • Bruised inner thighs
  • Cancer
  • No focus

These things I wish would arrive faster:

  • Camp
  • Vacation 1
  • Vacation 2
  • Graduation
  • Moving day

 

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Shyner’scope

After yesterday's crapfest, today is much better. :-)  Even my horoscope says so:

Unexpected communication from someone special – most likely another woman – is likely to brighten your entire day, MiamiShyner. Even the subtlest of comments can take you to the Moon and back. You delight in the little things, and it does not take much to amuse you. There is plenty for you to be amused about today, and you will find that you happily bounce from one subject to the next, not to mention one feeling to the next.

I wonder who's gonna call or write today?!?!  The anticipation!!  SQUEE!

Oh, and I'm going to Zumba tonight.  Loves me some working out.  AND, I'm finally gonna get my lazy bum back over to the rig because I miss flying like nobody's business.

So much to do, so much time to do it in.

HEP!

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What I want/don’t want to be

Don't expect any soul-searching here.

What I don't want to be

  • Cottage cheese – I'd get such a bad rep for being gross just because I look different, but throw some fruit in me and I'm delicious!
  • Whipping bitch – Yeah, just tired of that one.
  • Boring – Hey, wake up, I'm talking to you!
  • A procrastinator – Anymore.
  • Stressed out – Makes me grumpy.  No one likes that.
  • A fart – Seriously, who likes farts?  They're never welcome when they show up.  They're often loud and obnoxious.

 

What I want to be

  • A genius – Come on, who doesn't wanna be really super duper smart?
  • A better writer – I must learn how not to ramble as much.  Or find a genre that embraces rambling.
  • Self-employed – Self-explanatory
  • Lucky enough to win the lottery – We've got plans for that money if we ever win it!  Believe it or not, at least half would go to family and friends, depending on the amount won.
  • A superhero

    – Yeah, Spiderman with boobers.

  • More graceful – Working at the circus does not automatically equal graceful unfortunately.
  • More creative – Yeah, I know, either you have it or you don't.  I'm somewhere in the middle.  I have bouts of creativity.
  • A bartender/trapecista – I love having the ability to mingle with the public but still tell them to screw off.  No one in their right mind messes with the bartender.  I just love to fly too.
  • TV pretty – Maybe just for a day though.  I've got a 'different' look that I'm quite alright with.
  • King of the world!
  • And oh yeah, better read – Not meaning that I want to read more books although I do, but I want more people to read the crap I post!

Okay, I'm done now.

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Shut ’em down!

It's been quite the interesting day so far.  I went to talk to a man about a dog.  The dog looked really nice and I thought that we'd get along well, but the man said that a couple other people were also looking at the dog and they had bigger yards, more time to spend with the dog, etc.  So, I have to think about whether or not I want to try to get the dog or just let someone else have the dog.  I think that I'm gonna leave the dog to someone with the bigger yard since the guy said that if he had a smaller dog that would be a better fit for me, that he would keep me in mind.  So, while that was a shut 'em down, there's still a glimmer of hope.

I'z am tryin to find me some higher learning rights now.  One day, whens I growz up, I'z wants to be the law!  Moving toward that goal, I applied to go to the FBI Citizen's Academy here in Miami.  It would go right along with my degree in Criminal Justice and you get to learn nifty stuff like fingerprinting, forensics, and FIREARMS TRAINING!  They have two sessions a year – one in April and one in October.  I got the email a couple hours ago that I didn't get into this one but they would hang on to my application for October.  I've still got another April and October before I graduate as well but that's still a shut 'em down!  But also, it's another glimmer of hope.  At least they didn't tell me that I couldn't go at all.  I am competing against all of Miami-Dade county after all and they only take 20 to 30 people.  Mebbe I getz in next time.

Yesterday I had opportunity to speak to an old friend who happens to also be a friend of Kiddo's sperm donor (SD).  As you may guess, he is not a part of her life any longer but by his own choice.  I'm not going into the history here in detail bcause it's just ugly.  Said friend, we will call him Howler, asked how Kiddo was doing.  And I let him know that she's fine and dandy.  Howler said that SD told him that he hasn't spoken to her in forever, which is true.  I'm guessing it's been about 2 years now.  Aparently, SD told Howler that after I "took her away" that I moved and changed all of our phone numbers and that's why he hasn't been able to contact her.  Honestly, at that point I had to wonder if Howler could actually believe this as Howler has been able to contact me via IMs and has my telephone number.  But, the reality that needs to karate chop SD in the throat (N-KOW!), is that I have lived in the same house for the last three years.  I have had the same telephone number, email address, IM logons for the last three years.  Oh, yeah, so has my mother.  The irony in it all is that when I was trying to track SD down for legal purposes, HE had quit his job, moved, and disconnected his cell phone, I am assuming, in order to not be found.

N-KOW!  N-KOW!  N-KOW!  N-KOW!  Karate chop to the throat.  Karma's gonna shut 'em down so I don't have to worry about that.

I have the most possibly nervous energy.  Ever.  I like it.  I may go run around Lincoln Road.  Or not.  But I have coupon's for Vickie's and I need to purchase something to squish my boobs together so I can pretend I have cleavage to put in the dress for the wedding.  KA-SQUISH!

That's it for me kids!  HEP!

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