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Awkward moment of silence
When having a conversation with two people who both have a halitosis issue but seem to be unaware of it, how does one respond when something like this happens?
Bad Breath 1: There's no nice way to tell people they have bad breath, huh?
Bad Breath 2: Nope, you can just try to give them a mint or gum.
Innocent Bystander: Uh, yeah. Mint.
Such an unflattering photo
But I'll share it regardless. This dress looked way cuter on the Guess model chick.
This makes me look a lot, uh, thicker than I am. And I am the most unphotogenic person on earth! Argh! Where can I sign up to buy an upper lip?
UPDATE: In case I thought I could blame it on the background, I tried to give myself a different color background. Obviously I'm no Photoshop expert and I'm just damn lazy, but it isn't much better.