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Dear Vox

We've been in this relationship for a little while now, close to a year and a half.  We've had our good times but I feel myself drifting away from you.

It's not you, it's me.

I don't feel as though I have anything of importance to say to you anymore and the things I want to say are probably better left unsaid. 

Sure, occasionally you bring a smile to my face still, but more often than not, well, you don't.

Maybe we just need a trial separation.  Maybe I need to see other blogs.  Just remember, it's not you, it's me.

I guess I shouldn't expect you to wait around until I come back, although as long as I don't hit 'Delete', you don't really have a choice.  It's not fair to you, I know, I'm taking up space that your new writer could have, but I'm selfish.  I want it all, and I want it now.

I'll probably make my way back to you, but I think for now it's best that MiamiShyner goes on a little hiatus.  MS may show up elsewhere, rambling on about things, but she may be incognegro so she can say some things that she's got on her mind that she isn't ready to own up to yet.

Don't call it goodbye, just see you later.  I'll still stop by every now and again to see how you're doing and remind you that I am still around and just waiting for the right time to come back.  I'm sure you'll be fine without me.  It's been fun.  Really.  I won't tell you I love you because it would just be wrong on so many levels.

You'll always hold a special place in my heart.  Maybe someone else will ROCO your Fridays and Mount Up your Mondays.  Until then…

HEP! 

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ROCO Friday – More Cowbell!

Word 'em up to the ROCO congregation!

We have reached the pinnacle (that means I reign supreme, I'm notorious I'll crush you like a jellybean.  I'm bad.) of the week.  The day that signifies the end of work and the beginning of alcohol.  Yes, my people, it is Friday.

First and foremost, because I care about my flock, please be careful if you are hitting the roadways this weekend.  Don't drink and drive or do anything else that might cause you to not get to ROCO church next Friday.  We want to grow the congregation, not thin it out.

Now, more cowbell!  This ROCO Friday, let us celebrate, rather than let it grate on our nerves, that little sound in the background that is always there but we usually ignore.  Bring it to the front like a prominent shape in Photoshop (or Visio, the devil's work).  Ring it loud and ring it proud!

Reverend Miami Shyner would like to take a moment to send thoughts and prayers to our brave men and women of the military.  To those who gave their lives in honor of our country so that we (the general we) can live in this, the land of freedom, of choices, of opportunity.  I salute you. 

Long weekend. Hooooooooooooooo! ROCO!

I hope that you all have plans for an awesome holiday weekend.  Just remember that anything worth doing is worth doing ROCO-Style.  The 1230 Congregation plans the typical Saturday night at a new bar this week though and then a trip to Key Largo on Monday with the Trav's.

I hope that more cowbell is stuck in your head for the entire day.  I hope that I win the lottery tomorrow.  I hope I come up with an idea that'll make me a millionaire.  I hope that you're still reading this.  And if you are, and you go to a BBQ over this weekend, I hope you remember this:

 

Big ups to Natalie Dee for the toonage.

Have a great weekend all!  ROCO!!

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Nothing to do

My brain is off on some sort of vacation and I need to try to lure it back because we have things to do, contrary to the title of this post.  I guess I will try luring it back with fun stuff.  So off I went to the Writer's Digest site for some thoughts on what to write about.  When I get inspired, I will take their topics and make funny or disgusting stories for your amusement.  Enjoy.  Just not right now.

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Tuesday Things – 5/20/08

These things I love:

  • Family, blood and otherwise
  • Pole class and teacher compliments
  • The warm summer nights that are the only thing I will miss about Miami
  • All things circus
  • My friends scattered to the four corners
  • A really good orgasm
  • Moons over My Hammy
  • Tea
  • Yoga
  • Saturday nights
  • Live music
  • Black and Gold
  • New looks

These things I do not love:

  • An extra 15 pounds
  • Searching but not finding
  • Hiding
  • No talent
  • Lonliness
  • Seclusion
  • No flexibility
  • Standing on the outside looking in
  • Parking tickets
  • Not getting there
  • Bruised inner thighs
  • Cancer
  • No focus

These things I wish would arrive faster:

  • Camp
  • Vacation 1
  • Vacation 2
  • Graduation
  • Moving day

 

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