Month: June 2008
Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina
This song popped into my head last night and I have been unable to get rid of it. If you don't know (because I sure didn't), it's by Del tha Funkee Homosapien who is Ice Cube's cousin. If I did it right, the video should appear below.
You will now have this ditty stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You're welcome. 😛
The storms have been non-stop here in south Florida for the last few days. We're very fortunate, though, to not be in the situation that folks are in the midwest.
Sidebar: Hi Sirius, thanks for playing "Never Say Goodbye" by Bon Jovi, one of my all time (yeah I love the 80s) depressing songs. Oh wait, you've just made up for it by following that up with "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison. I forgot that I had some video of Mr. Michaels playing a concert after a baseball game but the video is too huge for Vox to take it. Ha! Oh well, I'll YouTube it eventually.
I am the current queen of procrastination. I have assignments to do for school as well as some website updates for my pole teacher and I am just sitting here Voxing away for your amusement.
I guess that I really don't have anything to say right now. I'm gonna get on my way. Have a wondermous day folks!
TMI, but I’ll share anyways
Meme borrowed from, oh, half my hood…
1) What was I doing 10 years ago?
Is it odd that I had to look at my resume to figure this one out? 10 years ago, I was chillin in Pittsburgh, working at a job that was probably my second favorite job ever. Loving life, loving my friends, loving the local scene and preparing to make a rather large mistake in moving to NY. Mistake being the reason I moved, not the actual move.
2) What are 5 things on my to-do list for today?
- Don't hurt anyone
- Doctor's appointment for Kiddo and me
- Homework on top of homework
- Website updates
- Get freak-ay, lol
3) Snacks I enjoy:
Almonds, cottage cheese, popsicles, guacamole, potato chips (Lay's) with french onion dip..you know the kind where you put Lipton onion soup mix in sour cream and you dip it in and your heart stops immediately.
4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Pay off all the bills for family and close friends, get the hell out of Miami, buy a cute houe in Park City, fund cancer research, travel, travel, travel, and build my own trapeze rig.
5) Places I have lived:
- Belle Vernon, PA
- Pittsburgh, PA
- Cranberry Township, PA
- Selden, NY
- Port Jefferson Station, NY
- Port Saint Lucie, FL
- Ixtapa, Mexico
- Crested Butte, CO
- Providenciales, Turks and Caicos
- Nabuel, Tunisia, Africa (longest 2 months of my life!)
- Jacksonville, FL
- Williamsburg, NY
- Miami, FL
6) Jobs I have had:
- Telemarketer
- Cashier at a drugstore (where I almost went to jail, thanks PA Lottery!)
- Do it all at Burger King…have it your way!
- Line Leak Technician
- Bartender!!
- Rollerblade instructor
- Circus instructor
- Restaurant manager
- Administrative assistant
7) Bloggers I am tagging who I will enjoy getting to know better:
Whomever chooses to answer. 🙂
Today, the universe hates me
Why would I make such claims you might ask? Maybe this is best explained in bullet points.
First, though, let me say that it's okay to laugh. Yeah, I'm mad but I'm also laughing.
- Today in our office it is 10 degrees below zero. Which is 10 degrees colder than usual. My sweater means nothing today.
- Storms are rolling in and out like crazy.
- I am on a diet. But sometimes, I just need some junk food. Today happened to be one of those days. It was dark out, but it was not raining. I jetted across the street to McDonalds. If I'm gonna splurge, I'm going big. So, gimme a number 2 (QPC meal) and oh yeah, let me have a Key Lime pie too. Yeah, it's piggish but I've had practically nothing but Weight Watchers food for three weeks now. Money handed over and back to the office I go. But guess what, now it's raining and raining hard. I pick up the pace a bit. All of a sudden, my bag seems a little lighter. Why? WHY? WTF?!?!? The bottom fell out of the bag placing my french fries, QPC, ATM card, telephone and Key Lime pie on the ground in a puddle. My exact reaction?
- MOTHERFUCKER!! The bums standing around loved that one.
- Bums were kind enough to pick it up and silly enough to ask me if I was gonna eat that. Are you kidding me?!?! People piss on these streets and this little bit of rain isn't enough to clean it up. I don't care if it's still in the box, it's in a PUDDLE!
- $7 down the drain. Literally.
- Now I'm back in the office – cold, wet, and without my junk food, eating what? You guessed it, another Weight Watchers meal.
Life's a bitch and then the universe grabs the bottom of your Mickey D's bag.