ROCO Friday – Muzikality

Mm, chh, mmmm, chh, mmm, chh.  Catch the beat.  Mmm, chh, mmm, chh, mmm, chh.


First off, to my PA peeps.  If you knew the band Sideshow Bob, and have any of their CDs (Untucked, Have We Met, Dig The New Steps) and would be willing to share, PLEASE let me know.  Untucked is the one I want the most though. If I can't find it like this, I'm going to have to send a random email to their former lead singer to ask him for it.  Strange but true, especially since I don't know him.

Let us take a moment and reflect on the impact of music in our lives.  Preach that!

This morning driving in, I was treated to the first song I knew of Ozzy, Shot in the Dark.  I immediately fell in love with this song after hearing it only one time.  Vox dosen't want to upload songs right now for me, so I can't share any Ozzy.  Boo.  But it's Friday and payday, so ROCO!

Some days, I wanna ROCO, and entertain you, but my mind just isn't in it.  Today is one of those days.  So, on this ROCO payday, I leave you with wishes for an excellent weekend.  One that gives you the warm and fuzzies and makes for great stories on Mount Up Monday!

Peace, love and hair grease.

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ROCO Friday – Mother’s Day edition

Good morning my pretties.  Good morning and ROCO with your morning wood.  I'm so vulgar.

First, let me wish all the VoxMoms a Happy Mother's Day!  We all know that Moms ROCO with the best of them.  We are always beautiful, always helpful, nurses, teachers, fixers, do-ers, helpers, pick-me-up-ers, pillows, lovers, fighters, bitches when we have to be, cookers, cleaners, phone books, GPS systems, self-sacrificing, bad ass mo-fos.  So, yes, ROCO to all you Moms out there!

I think I heard the congregation say, ROCO!

The summer season is nearly upon us, my people.  Summer, the time when folks (mainly older European men) head to the beach in their Speedos and take ROCO too seriously.  Nice picture I paint, non?  Summer is the time for you, me, everybody, to Rock Out with Everything Out.  Your toes in your flip-flops, your leggies out of your shorts, your belly-button out of  your top, EVERYTHING!  Get outside and enjoy the weather, love your life, live for the moment, and do what….?


Another week has passed us by.  Have you done your best to live up to the ROCO standards?  Should I make ROCO standards?  I might, but only if the congregation has input.  You see, I must attempt to work towards this degree, so I do not spend as much time here in the Church of Rocking Out of Danglers Outside your Undies as I would like.  But like all good head(s), I listen to what you like and I act on it.  So, if my people say we need standards, then standards we shall have.


Without further ado, I am going to provide you with a little ditty to start your weekend ROCO style. If you are of age, then go right ahead and tap that bottle.  Or buy a bottle for Mom to tap.  After all, she's put up with a lot of your crap.

<passes the collection plate for Moms>

Have a wonderful weekend all, and if I haven't said it enough, make sure you give props to the lady that gave you life.  I'll be at the back of the joint shakin hands and kissin babies on the way out.




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ROCO Friday – Get loose, ya’ll!

First and foremost, get your sway on!  Feel the rhythm of the ROCO flowing through your veins.  If it tells you to get up, then GET UP!  If it says to yell out, then YELL OUT!


Good people of the ROCO congregation, thank you for joining me in another celebration of the day we all love, Friday.  And like Smokey said: "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job… and you ain't got shit to do."

That's right, I'm gonna get you high today, but we'll be high on Friday.  Hit the weekend bong cuz it's right around the corner.  Now,  Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

It's been an excellent week for the head of the ROCO flock.  Ain't nuttin bad happen to a muhfuh this week.  Even the dog didn't pee on the floor this week which means that there was none of this: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.


Now, while I've got you here, ROCO congregation, please someone let me know who stole April.  I swear just yesterday was the first of the month!  I don't mind the time flying on by though, because the sooner we make it on over to February 2010, the sooner I will graduate and be able to be more in control of my life.


Oh, and where is my stimulus check?!?!  Does the IRS not know that Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.  (Just kiddin Mr. Tax Man.  You take your time, but not too long, okay?  Please?)  Mama need a new pair of shoes!

Let's bring it down a notch for just a moment, my people.  I need to mention something serious. Why could the Penguins not pull off the sweep last night?!?!  Jerks.  Just because you didn't HAVE to win, doesn't mean that you couldn't have done it anyways.  Do you know what I wanted to say to the Rangers and their fans today?  Do you??  You just got knocked the FUCK out! But no, now we have to play them again.  At least it'll be at home though.

I want to thank each memeber of the congregation for joining me here today.  I can only keep ROCO Fridays alive with your help.  So when the collection plate comes down your aisle, remember that it's better to give than it is to receive.  I would also like to thank the members who were with me in spirit this morning.  Guiding my hand on the wheel when I had to drop off Kiddo at school at 4 FREAKING AM so she could go on a school field trip and I forgot to put my glasses on.  A much appreicated thanks.

With that, my good people, I must bid you farewell.  There are people out there that must be recruited into the flock.  I usually knock on their doors on Saturday morning but they're getting wise to my ways.  That does not mean that I will not keep making the ROCO presence known.  And why, might you ask, do I keep pressing on?  Because every Friday, I like to be able to say that For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.


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ROCO Friday – 80s style

That's right boys and girls, it's Friday, so get out your mousse and blow dryers.  Stock up on hairspray.  Reach back into the closet and find some of these:



Then lean back and crank up the tunes, cuz it's a ROCO kinda day!



Now, could someone please tell me where the heck April went?!?!  Mind you, I am not complaining because every day we're closer to Kiddo going to camp, Keys vacation, Park City, graduation, or moving out of Miami makes me happy.  I just wonder where it went.

I've decided, after thinking long and hard, that I am going to make this one of my last Vox posts.  It really takes up too much of my time and energy that could be better spent elsewhere.

SIKE! (or PSYCHE! depending on where you're from)

I'm already at a minimum level of posting and I'm still not getting anything done, so I'll just keep this little outlet.

Good week overall, I must say.  Coming down the home stretch of IB and actually looking forward to Art Appreciation and Personal Finance, but mainly because they'll be cake classes.

It's 1pm and I still haven't finished posting this yet.  What a shame.

Oh, cool thing: A while back during pole lessons, my teacher was super cool.  I wanted to get her contact info but I dropped the ball.  Well, I'm going back to pole class and found her on facebook and, hey, we used to work in the same place!  Not at the same time, but still.  Oh yeah, and today is her birthday, so…

Happy Birthday MM!

Okay, it's all I've got for now.  I know this post has been lacking in ROCO's, but please, do the world a favor and ROCO today like it's gonna fall off tomorrow.  Peace, love and hair grease folks.  HEP!

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ROCO Friday – 2 days before 4/20

What?  It's my mom's birthday.  She's coming down tomorrow so I can drop her off at the airport.  She's going to the DR for a week, so ROCO for her!

And now, for our feature presentation…..


No smokingNo talkingCandyPhasers

Please, for the enjoyment of everyone around you: No smoking, No talking, There's candy in the lobby, and Set your phasers to STUN.  And, oh yeah, ROCO!

If your day has been rough so far and people are making you angry, may I suggest you follow a tip that I heard this morning on Shade 45 (Eminem's channel on Sirius).  Warning: Vulgarity follows.

Whip your dick out and put it in her ear and tell her "Fuck what you heard!"

We are NOT taking it to church this week, but let that not stop the congregation from saying ROCO!

The weekend is upon us folks.  I hope that you have some delicious plans.  The 1230 Crew is jam-packed for the weekend.  Tonight we have our usual take-out dinner  super special turkey burger dinner (which means I get extra french fries!) and Solo Boxeo Tecate.  (Today is the 1000 day anniversary of Lovey and I.  WOOT!)  Tomorrow, the vampires get me in the morning before MommaShyner gets to the house.  Then I'll take her to the airport and we have errands to run which hopefully will include some of this gooey goodness.  Sunday, we're off to the new bride and groom's place (from the Hondruas wedding) for a BBQ and some slide shows of their honeymoon.  Life is grand, people, and don't you forget it!

Had a chat this week about my upcoming promotion (that's been upcoming for like a year).  Meh, it'll happen when it happens and I can't get my hopes up about it.  I have to focus on finishing school and there's still WAY too much of that to focus on to do much of anything else.  But when I'm done, ROCO!

I'm sorry that this is so stream-of-consciousness today.  With that said, I am totally in love with the show Smallville.  I only started watching it maybe a season or two ago and let me tell you that I never miss it now.  All I can say is don't get too close to Lex or you might end up dead.

Ack!  I really have a ton of stuff to get done, and while I love you Voxiverse, you are not helping.  Let me leave the ROCO congregation with this last thought:

Act as if you were already happy and that will tend to make you happy.  -Dale Carnegie

ROCO ya'll!


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