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7/30 – The aftermath

Well, I'm at home. I went in at two and waited. And waited. And waited.

At about 2:45, me and Lovey went back into the freezing cold room. Luckily, Obama was running late with his press conference so I got to see the whole thing.

Ewwwww, they insisted on putting the IV in my hand. I think the nurse thought I was gonna pass out when she put that nasty thing in there. I thought I might too.

So we sat in the room, ultra cold for too damn long! Seriously, I didn't see the doctor to draw on my boobies until at least six!

Well, I finally got into the room and they strapped down my arms and legs and started the sedative and I got nothing after that.

Next thing I remember is waking up with my new boobs partially out, LOL.

Luckily (and hopefully it'll stay this this way), I'm not in any pain and I'm wide awake and I already ate at McDonalds. 🙂

Just want to send my thanks to everyone for your well wishes. As soon as the girls are ready for their close up..not THAT close…I'll share. 🙂

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Pondering

While sitting at the doctors office (THAT doctor) I wonder if she's wearing so much freaking perfume to cover up something else.

Oh, and I hate being made to wait so much that I might fart on him. Take that! My time is important too!

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Overheard

Two guys at the next table. Yeah, Im drinking in a bar, so what.

Guy 1: I'm gonna tell you something but when I tell you, you can't act surprised or I get to gut you with a butter knife.

Guy 2: Okay

Guy 1: My salary is 450% of yours. How's that? Does that feel like a kick in the nuts or getting stabbed with a butter knife?

Guy 2:

What a douche.

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