Today at Publix

It's grocery day!  Woot!

No, not really.  Grocery shopping sucks.  But gas is under $2 so I'll take that in trade.

So, we walked into the store and were in the process of grabbing a cart, buggy, whatever you choose to call it.  Right there were an older man and an older woman.  Here's what transpired:

OL: <standing there minding her own business>

OM: <sidling up to the OL>

(I'm not sure of the exact question because I wasn't 100% paying attention AND I don't speak Spanish)

OM: Cuantos anos tiene?

OL: What?  I don't understand you!  I'm American!!

I'm sorry, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, the great majority of the people around the area in which I live just expect everyone to speak Spanish.  The little old lady's response was priceless.

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You got knocked the $*@! out!

Enter Santonio Holmes.  He of questionable integrity at times.  Great football player.  Just does some dumb stuff sometimes. You know, stuff like getting arrested on Miami Beach or a domestic violence charge or getting busted for having some weed and getting suspended before a big game or letting some photo get circulated around the internet of him standing in a shower, naked, showing off his, ahem, manhood.  But hey, we all make mistakes.

Anywho, Mr. Holmes (appropriate name for someone with that…manhood) had a good game last night when the Steelers smacked around the Bengals for four quarters to the tune of 27-10.  At one point, Ben threw Santonio a pass that set the poor guy up to get plowed.  I wish I could embed this, but either I can't or I'm not smart enough to do it.  At any rate, the good stuff is all the way at the end.  Start at about 1:40.  Ouch.  Make sure you watch it until the end.

Santonio takes a hit.

Happy Friday.

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It’s a fun thing to do

Hey, crankypants and mariser can, then I want to too!  It's the Typealyzer. (say it like Ahhhnald would!)

 

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Analysis

If the last part is about circus, then I'll take it.  We carnies are pretty independent and certainly skilled and we know our act alone is good but with another is great.

Adventure? Does snowboarding, the flying trapeze, or skydiving count?  How about driving in Miami?

And yeah, I like puzzles.  Huh, pretty close to being right. 

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