2007

QotD: Dreamy

What did you dream about last night?  

This QotD comes at a very opportune time.  Technically, last night I didn't dream of anything, or at least anything that I can remember since I had a little helper to get to sleep and stay there.  And why?  Because for 3 of the 5 nights before that, my head has been running rampant.

Dream 1:

I was standing in a room that was quite empty.  The only people in the room were me and my Uncle Ernie.  Unfortunately, Uncle Ernie, my by far favorite relative, passed away about ten or so years ago.  Even though he lived in another state (it was only the next state over), we were always very tight.  Probably a Sagittarius thing – his birthday was the day after mine.  I digress.  The dream was brief.  It consisted of Unk insisting on me taking a piece of paper from him and reading it.  It couldn't have gone on long, but it seemed like it went on forever.  I never did get the piece of paper as I woke up before I could get to it. 🙁

Dream 2:

I walked into my grandparent's house through the back door as I always did. (Gram and Pop have been dead for about 10 years as well.)  I could tell what time frame it was supposed to be because Pop started to tell me that Gram was going to have to go to a home.  My waking mind knew that this was the case, but my dreaming mind was absolutely stunned by the news.  Making it more shocking was Gram coming from the next room.  We hugged for a long time and cried and she kept insisting that I remember her birthday.  She kept saying it over and over.  Then I woke up.

Sidebar:  It used to be a little joke between Gram, Pop and myself regarding our birthdays.  Gram used to say that I missed the month, but I got the day right and Pop would say I missed the day but got the month right.  Man, I miss them.

Dream 3:

I'm sure this came from watching too much 24 and an extreme childhood fear of WWIII.  Anyways, a nuclear bomb had gone off.  I can't quite catch who all is in the house, but I know that it's family.  We weren't directly in the bomb area and I suppose we were far enough away that we didn't need to evacuate.  The whole dream revolved around sitting in the house and wondering what was going to happen.  Nothing did but the alarm clock.

Would anyone care to psychoanalyze me? 🙂

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QotD: Pleasepleaseplease!

What was the one toy you wanted as a kid that your parents never bought you?
Submitted by Princess of Darkness.

Growing up, I wanted to have some talent, any talent, and I thought my hidden talent was music.  (I was wrong, by the way, I'm still looking for my super special hidden talent.) 

One year, I asked for a keyboard and I received it.  I already had some piano lessons behind me so I thought this would be perfect.  Wrong.

As my keyboard sat collecting dust under my bed, the next Christmas rolled around.  I asked for an electirc guitar.  Mom and Dad were along for the ride and our neighbor played the guitar so they figured I might pick something up.  Wrong.

In the third straight year of musical instruments, with my blossoming band under my bed, I asked for a drum set.  I didn't think it was out of the realm of possiblities.  That was a disappointing Christmas.

I later came to find out that our neighbors had really put the threat on my parents.  I think they said they weren't going to speak to them any more if they moved forward with the drum set.  I don't think that my parents wanted to hear the noise anyways.  Good call Mom and Dad.

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QotD: Never Seen It

What's the most famous movie you've never seen? 
Submitted by Mike.

According to IMDB's top 250 movies as voted by their users, I must live in a cave because there are plenty of those that I haven't seen.  And I'm just that dorky that I'd post them all. 🙂

1.                     The Godfather - I know the premise, but I haven't seen it.

2.                     The Shawshank Redemption  - Great flick.  One of the few Stephen King stories that transferred well to the screen.

3.                     The Godfather: Part II – Didn't see the first, why go to the second?

4.                     The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King – I think I've seen this, but they all get mixed up to me.

5.                     Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il  – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  I was brought up on Clint/

6.                     Casablanca  – Play it again, Sam, because I missed the whole movie.

7.                     Schindler's List – I know, good movie, just not on my list of things to see.

8.                     Pulp Fiction  – No, I don't live in a cave, but I also haven't seen this.

9.                     Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back – I just don't do Star Wars, so slice me in half with your light saber.

10.                 Shichinin no samurai – I'm sorry, what?

11.                 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest  – On my list to see.  After all, it's classic Nicholson.

12.                 Star Wars – See # 9.

13.                 Rear Window  – A little before my time, but I've heard it referenced.  Maybe one day.

14.                 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring – I've probably seen parts of this one too.

15.                 12 Angry Men – Never heard of it,  but if it's # 15, maybe I should look into it.

16.                 Raiders of the Lost Ark – Ahh, Indy. 🙂

17.                 The Usual Suspects – WHO IS KEYZER SOZE?!?!  Loved it.

18.                 Cidade de Deus  – Even in the City of God, I'm not watching this.

19.                 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – I haven't seen this one.  YET!

20.                 Goodfellas  – I saw this on the PSU campus long before it ever made it big. (fall of 1990) I didn't appreciate it then as much as I do now though.

21.                 Psycho  – Now there's a thriller.  Whatever happened to scary movies?

22.                 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – See #s 4 and 14

23.                 Citizen Kane – Pass

24.                 C'era una volta il West  – Once Upon a Time in the West, they made this movie that I've never seen.

25.                 North by Northwest - On the "to see" list as Hitchcock was a genius.

26.                 Memento – Not yet, but looks interesting.

27.                 The Silence of the Lambs – Fava beans and a nice chianti.  Mmmm, liver.

28.                 Lawrence of Arabia  – Nope and not gonna.

29.                 It's a Wonderful Life – You can't have a TV and not be subjected to this movie at least once in your life.

30.                 Sunset Blvd. – Nah.

31.                 Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le – Not till they Americanize it.

32.                 Fight Club – Huge guy movie and I enjoyed it also.

33.                 American Beauty - I found this to be just plain odd.  Maybe it needs another viewing.

34.                 The Matrix - Neat effects, dude.

35.                 Vertigo - Another Hitchcock classic slated for viewing.

36.                 Apocalypse Now  – Not the whole thing.

37.                 Taxi Driver – Lotta names, now on the list.

38.                 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  – I've been trying to see this movie for a while.  I need a rainy day and a room with a locking door.

39.                 Se7en - Enjoyed it.

40.                 Léon  – I only just realized that I've seen bits and pieces of this and I'd like to see it beginning to end.

41.                 Paths of Glory  – I don't really do war movies, but there are exceptions.

42.                 To Kill a Mockingbird - A classic.  That I didn't see.

43.                 Chinatown - Nope

44.                 American History X  – I love Ed Norton.

45.                 The Third Man - Pass

46.                 Untergang, Der  – I also don't really enjoy history movies.  Please, don't teach me during my recreation time.

47.                 The Pianist - Not quite history, but close enough.

48.                 Monty Python and the Holy Grail  – Bring out your dead!

49.                 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre  – No, but I was almost named Sierra Nevada.

50.                 M - Rave reviews tell me that I should see this.

51.                 Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi - Anime.  I can't look at it without seizures.

52.                 The Bridge on the River Kwai - War and history.  Next.

53.                 Alien  – So nice and gory. 🙂

54.                 L.A. Confidential - I might check it out because Kevin Spacey is in it

55.                 Boot, Das  – So many German or German based films that I haven't seen

56.                 A Clockwork Orange -  While I don't really do history, I'd watch this but haven't yet.

57.                 The Maltese Falcon - Ugh.

58.                 Requiem for a Dream - On the list.

59.                 Hotel Rwanda - Movies like this make me sad so I don't see them.

60.                 The Shining - I love Stephen King too much to have not seen this.  Fairly consistent with the book also.

61.                 Double Indemnity - Meh, no thanks.

  1. Metropolis  – From 1927?  My grandmother was only 17 then.  Pass.
  2. Reservoir Dogs  – I tend to think that I must have seen this and if I haven't, it's on DVD at home.
  3. Saving Private Ryan - Falling into the war category.
  4. Laberinto del Fauno, El  – Pan's Labyrinth is one I want to get into.
  5. Singin' in the Rain – We've all seen at least a dance scene from this one.
  6. Rashômon  – No.
  7. Sin City – So I hear this was pretty good, but not being into the comic books either…
  8. Raging Bull  – Such testosterone.  Pass.
  9. Modern Times  – Nothing modern about 1936.
  10. Aliens - Because one wasn't enough!!
  11. The Manchurian Candidate  – Umm, no.
  12. Rebecca - Hadn't heard of this, but it's Hitchcock so it gets a look.
  13. Some Like It Hot - Lot of old classics I haven't seen.
  14. The Great Escape – Or heard of.
  15. The Departed - The names say watch it so I might.
  16. All About Eve – Meh.
  17. 2001: A Space Odyssey - I should see it to see if it was anywhere near correct.
  18. Touch of Evil  – If it ain't Dr. Evil…
  19. Amadeus - And Falco…Rock me Amadeus
  20. Million Dollar Baby – I'm sure this was excellent, I just don't think women should box, no disrespect to women boxers.
  21. Vita è bella, La - Subtitles…too much work.
  22. Sjunde inseglet, Det  – I may check this one out.
  23. Forrest Gump – Life is like a box of chocolates.  Unopened ones as I haven't seen this.
  24. Jaws - Thank GOD I didn't live by the water growing up.
  25. The Sting - Being made in '73 makes it good enough to go on the list.
  26. Terminator 2: Judgment Day – I love a Guns and Roses reference.
  27. Strangers on a Train – Will never meet on my TV
  28. On the Waterfront - Is not a place I want to be.
  29. Batman Begins – Not the best of the series, but pretty good.
  30. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington - And gets remade I think.
  31. The Elephant Man – NO!
  32. Braveheart - William Wallace, you're long-winded but a great character.
  33. Full Metal Jacket - Also known as Full Metal Jockstrap if you attended BVA in 1990.
  34. The Wizard of Oz – It ain't The Wiz, but we'll take it.
  35. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 - I actually saw this.  Surprised?
  36. Blade Runner - Just too much for me.
  37. The Apartment - I may have to check this out.
  38. City Lights - Power outage.
  39. The Incredibles - Mr. Incredible, Elasta-girl and the rest of the fam rock!
  40. Nuovo cinema Paradiso - No thanks.
  41. High Noon  – Too far back for me.
  42. The Big Sleep - Is still not a dirt nap.
  43. Ran  – Uh uh.
  44. Notorious - Hitchcock gets the nod.
  45. Fargo – Bits and pieces.
  46. Donnie Darko - This film has been recommended to me time and time again so it goes on the list.
  47. Star Wars: Episode VI – Ret
    urn of the Jedi
      – I tend to think that this is the one that I fell asleep in the theatre during.
  48. The Great Dictator - Make your own joke for that.
  49. Once Upon a Time in America – Same premise as # 24.
  50. Crash - Seeing as how Ludacris was in this and I love that man, it's near the top of the list.
  51. Finding Nemo - Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
  52. Cool Hand Luke - Oh yes, I've seen this.
  53. Mononoke-hime – Anime murder movie?  No thanks.
  54. The Sixth Sense - Wow.  The end got me.  No, I didn't see it coming.  Yes, I cried.
  55. V for Vendetta  – Not my thing.
  56. Unforgiven - Forgive me Clint for I have sinned.  Didn't see it.
  57. Salaire de la peur, Le - 1953 and French, what do you think?
  58. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - Is the theme song NOT running through your head?
  59. Ben-Hur – Back in the days before PC-ness, we were shown this movie in junior high school.
  60. Back to the Future - Hovercraft!
  61. Oldboy  – Lotta Japanese movies on this list.
  62. Annie Hall - Who?
  63. Kill Bill: Vol. 2 – Kinda drawn out.  I had to pay too much attention to enjoy it.
  64. Yojimbo - Yo!  Jimbo!  Turn that off.
  65. The Killing - Of?
  66. The Green Mile - Like many of Mr. King's works, I've read it but not seen it.  I hear Tom Hanks did a hell of a job though.
  67. Wo hu cang long – No.
  68. Life of Brian - I think I might see this.
  69. The Princess Bride - INCONCEIVABLE that I haven't seen this at least 100 times.
  70. The Deer Hunter - I don't know why I've seen this, but I have.
  71. Platoon  – War, no thanks.
  72. The Graduate - Nope.
  73. It Happened One Night – That I turned this off.
  74. Per qualche dollaro in più – For a few dollars more, I'll let you know if I've seen this.
  75. Gladiator - Blecch.
  76. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - Just not my style.
  77. Notti di Cabiria, Le - Fellini, bellini, you weiny.
  78. Gandhi - Most everyone knows what he did, I don't need to see a movie about it.
  79. The African Queen – How did they make a movie about me when I wasnt' to be born for another 22 years?
  80. Kind Hearts and Coronets  – Doesn't even sound interesting.
  81. Battaglia di Algeri, La - Subtitles.
  82. Ladri di biciclette - No
  83. Amores perros – On the list
  84. The Adventures of Robin Hood - Um, does Men in Tights count?
  85. Diaboliques, Les - Despite being French, it's now on the list.
  86.   – More Fellini, but a maybe on this one.
  87. Toy Story 2 - Didn't really get into this one.
  88. Brief Encounter – Is all you get on this one.
  89. Shadow of a Doubt – Beyond a that I didn't see it.
  90. The Night of the Hunter - I'm starting to get into the old movies from this list.
  91. Stand by Me - Just stellar.  I would watch this 100 times.
  92. The Wild Bunch - Hmmm, a Western that I haven't seen.
  93. The General – No.
  94. Children of Men - Doesn't even sound good.
  95. Lola rennt - Comes highly recommended.
  96. Die Hard - Almost embarrassed.  Yes, I've seen it.
  97. Harvey – Keitel? Nope
  98. The Conversation – Ended quickly.
  99. Smultronstället – Nope.
  100. Dog Day Afternoon – Really a lot of things I haven't seen.
  101. Patton - History/war
  102. Duck Soup - Duck is greasy.

  1. Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens - Silent Dracula.  I like to hear the veins being pierced.
  2. Glory – Couldn't get past the first 2 scenes.
  3. The Day the Earth Stood Still – Meh, not impressed enough by the info to see it.
  4. Gone with the Wind - Frankly, Scarlett…
  5. Groundhog Day - Filmed partially in PA.  Love it.
  6. Spartacus – Ugh.
  7. Ying xiong - Jet Li's Hero?  Not I.
  8. Cabinet des Dr. Caligari., Das - Before my time.
  9. The Gold Rush - A movie about the AOL game?
  10. The Prestige – Fairly new.  A maybe.
  11. Trainspotting - Heard this was good.
  12. Finding Neverland – Stars Johnny Depp so I'll have to see it eventually says my 13 year old daughter.
  13. Toy Story - Didn't see 2, not seeing 1.
  14. The Grapes of Wrath - Are hard and bitter.
  15. Heat - Great flick.
  16. Magnolia – Pass.
  17. The Exorcist - Scary from when movies were scary.
  18. The Big Lebowski – Funny. 
  19. Mystic River - Boy Clint is busy making movies I haven't seen.
  20. A Christmas Story - You'll shoot your eye out!
  21. Twelve Monkeys – Doesn't hold an interest for me.
  22. The Philadelphia Story – Not to be confused with Philadelphia.  I've seen neither.
  23. King Kong - Stupid airplanes.
  24. Shrek – An instant classic although a third installment may be pushing it.
  25. Belle et la bête, La – Beauty and the Beast.  I've only seen it cartoon style.
  26. Cinderella Man - I really need to get out more.
  27. Judgment at Nuremberg - Pass.
  28. Ed Wood - Good flick.
  29. Big Fish – Kinda long but a good tearjerker.
  30. Before Sunset - Hadn't heard of it.
  31. The Hustler - At least I know what this one is about even though I haven't seen it.
  32. Snatch. - Add your own joke.
  33. The Best Years of Our Lives - Are not the ones we spend in front of our computers working!
  34. The Terminator - Yes.
  35. The Lady Vanishes - So much that I haven't seen her.
  36. Bride of Frankenstein – It's just a different era.
  37. Out of the Past - And into the present.
  38. Hotaru no haka - Anime.
  39. In the Heat of the Night - This isn't the one with Archie Bunker.
  40. Walk the Line – Nope, but Chris Daughtry rocked it.
  41. Little Miss Sunshine - As a former pageant kid, I'd like to see this.
  42. Witness for the Prosecution - I get enough Law and Order, thanks.
  43. Stalag 17 - War.
  44. Sleuth - Like Clue?
  45. Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit - I just have to giggle at Gromit.
  46. Bonnie and Clyde - Nope but I know the story.
  47. The Thing – Unfortunately, yes.
  48. Young Frankenstein – No thanks.
  49. Hable con ella - Subtitulos.
  50. Scarface - Say hello to my little friend.
  51. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – Tee hee.
  52. Manhattan - Been there, haven't seen that.
  53. Rosemary's Baby – Don't ask why, but yes.
  54. Arsenic and Old Lace – It's poison
  55. The Straight Story - Didn't catch my eye.
  56. Frankenstein – Man from pieces.
  57. Du rififi chez les hommes - A francais.
  58. Anatomy of a Murder – Probably bloody.
  59. Sling Blade - I hear this was good.
  60. Tengoku to jigoku - Pass.
  61. Stalker - I was only 6.  I didn't get my first stalker for a few more years.
  62. All Quiet on the Western Front - I was forced to read it and that was enough.
  63. Kumonosu jô – No.
  64. Roman Holiday - I've heard about those Roman Holidays.
  65. Monsters, Inc. - Cutest movie ever.
  66. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl – Yep.
  67. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance - Pass.
  68. Quatre cents coups, Les – No thanks.
  69. United 93 - Sorry, I just don't need to relive that.
  70. The Lost Weekend  – Where did we lose it and how do we find it again?
  71. Doctor Zhivago – I'm sure Dr. Z is good but does he have weekend hours?
  72. The Searchers - Are they looking for the lost weekend?
  73. Bringing Up Baby – Was a lot easier in 1938.
  74. Planet of the Apes – Touch my monkey!
  75. Umberto D. – Who?!?!
  76. A Streetcar Named Desire – Doesn't come down my street.
  77. Sweet Smell of Success - Smells like teen spirit.
  78. The Ox-Bow Incident - How does an Ox shoot a bow?
  79. Kakushi-toride no san-akunin - Another no show for me.
  80. Dial M for Murder - Okay, I will.
  81. Brazil - Big country, little clothes.
  82. Inherit the Wind – I hope to inherit money.
  83. Haine, La - So many foreign films.
  84. Great Expectations - Another forced read.
  85. Mou gaan dou - Dinner?
  86. Mulholland Dr. - I might watch this.
  87. Hauru no ugoku shiro – More anime.

And there you have it.  You're welcome.

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Boys with Shiny Shoes

Momma always asked me why I never went out with nice boys with shiny shoes.

She didn't understand why I liked the ones who looked like Gypsies or rock stars.

The boys who pressed hard against me in the dark, breathing their secrets into me.

I like the boys with hungry eyes that licked me like flames, the boys with tattoos and wild habits.

I liked the boys who drove too fast, racing with the midnight stars, the boys who got me drunk and purred in my ear like stray cats.

I liked the boys with apartments by the railroad tracks, whose steaming locomotive heat devoured me on crumpled sheets.

The boys with guitars and too tight blue jeans.

Momma wnated me to marry a doctor, lawyer, Indian chief, a tepid lukewarm boy with degrees.

She didn't understand I was smoldering inside, an incandescent quiet flame burning in the night.

 Dyan Brown

 

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QotD: It's Like Riding A Bike

Who taught you how to ride a bike?

Boy did this bring back a memory!

Many moons ago when I was about 8 or 9 I guess (I was a late bike learner), my cousin Gene used to come visit us for several weeks each summer.  Gene was my hero.  He lived in another state, he was older, he knew everything.  I like to think that he deserves some credit for who I've become, but I digress.

Gene had a bicycle that I desparately wanted to ride, but I didn't know how.  Let me mention that at this time, I can't be much more than 4 feet tall if that whereas Gene had to be over 5 feet by then.  I didn't have my own bicycle to learn, and my parents weren't really interested in buying me one right away.  And despite their disinterest, they forbade me from riding Gene's bike.  In retrospect, a grand idea as the bike was way too big for me.  Then, I just thought they were evil.

As young ones do when everyone is at work all day, I went behind their backs and asked Gene to teach me to ride a bicycle.  Unaware of my not having permission, Gene proceeded to try to instruct me in the nuances of balancing and pedaling.  We would start at the top of the yard and go to the bottom of the yard (it was a gentle slope).  Oddly enough, the lessons didn't include how to stop and that, my friends, is a recipe for disaster.

Disaster had a new name, and it's name sounded a heck of a lot like mine.  As I cruised through the yard, gaining momentum, I got away from Gene and I headed toward the street.  I didn't know how to stop.  I started to panic.  I vaguely remember hearing him yell, but what was more important to me was the fact that I was heading straight for a car that was coming up the road.

Time really has a way of slowing down right before you crash your bicycle into a car.  Fortunately, though, the car contained one of our neighbors, who had likely seen me riding against my parents' wishes earlier in the day and was able to stop before he crushed me and Gene's bike under his car.  I got off lucky.  A scrape on my elbow and no damage (major anyways) to Gene's bike.  The neighbor went about his business like it didn't happen and never told my parents that I know of.  I was quite the tomboy so any new scrapes that weren't bleeding profusely were no cause for alarm from my parents.

Gene and I came to a mutual agreement that I shouldn't ride his bike anymore.  I did eventually get my own bike though, and I rode it everywhere.  Except into the path of cars.

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