Stream of (un)consciousness

I feel as though I should post something but at the same time, I can't seem to find the proper words.  Therefore, I will make a bulleted list of random crap that pops into my head.  Take it, take it, take it!

  • I just turned on Sirius and the Gunners cover of Hair of the Dog was on.  I like most things GNR but I really dislike that particular cover.  Perhaps because I grew up as an undercover redneck and I really like the original.
  • I have to send my ring back to bring her down about a quarter size.  Currently I am scared to death of losing it as it is the most valuable thing I currently own and I love it to death.  Seriously, more than my car.  But I still love a '99 Honda covered in bird poo.
  • I had a dream, I had an awesome dream.  No wait, that's Lionel Richie.  Whilst in Park City, I had crazy dreams.  I somehow recreated Scarface and Al Pacino chased me around and shot at me all night.  When I asked Lovey if things that had been in my dream were in the movie (I've not seen it – and won't), he said that they weren't.  Dude, Al Pacino is mean in my dreams.  He may have shot me at least 5 times but I WOULDN'T DIE!
  • If I could create a mathmatic formula for love, do you think I could sell it? (I dreamt that too.  Is dreamt right or is it dreamed?)
  • I wish the best and rapid healing for those who need it.
  • Does anyone know how to break into a house?  Oh, I meant does anyone know how to break into the world of erotic writing?
  • Who doesn't know how to play the opening to Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home on the piano?
  • Whomever created the clementine orange hybrid is a GENIUS!
  • The average weekly wage in Miami-Dade County was $814 during the second quarter of 2007, an increase of 3.8 percent from the year before, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said. In Broward County, the average was $778, an increase of 2 percent. The national average is $820. - The Miami Herald.  Sad part is that at about $42,000 a year, you'll still struggle here if you don't have a roommate.

  • I miss the 80s.  Life was so much simpler then.

  • Why am I getting double-spaced now!??!

  • Ever wonder about your life-path?  How things would be different had you taken a different path?

  • Shhh!  I'm gathering my thoughts for an actual post.

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The Lieday Frist – II

Another week has passed us by already and again, I have nothing of substance of which to speak so lists make it all better.

  • There are officially 47 days until I will be trying not to bust my ass snowboarding at Park City.  I am excited, although not as excited as some others in the house.
  • Having a heart catheter isn't as big of a deal as I originally thought it was.  Very quick procedure for which they didn't even administer any good drugs. (Not for me, for my mom)
  • Mom's fine.  Has a strong ticker.  Will probably be around for many more years.
  • I am an evil pop tart.  Chocolate Frosted Vanilla Creme, if you must know.  That is quite apt if you think about the structure of that pop tart as it relates to me.
  • NaNoWHAT?.  Not one word.  Thoughts bouncing around in my head but not one word on paper.    There's always next year.
  • I am finally getting my own "space" in the house.  Took some throwing out of stuff and there will be some rearranging over the weekend, but I will have a (small) space all my own to put a desk and a chair so I can work.
  • I made the biggest, unhealthiest, ooeyest, gooeyest 10 pound pan of macaroni and cheese last night.  I think the folks at work will love it.
  • I am 23 days away from being 34 years old and the nurse at the hospital thought that I wasn't old enough to DRIVE!  HAHAHAHAHAHA, um, I believe the phrase is "Black don't crack."  At least that's what my dad told me.
  • A friend of mine in NY who runs a business wherein he would love to have me come work as we've worked together before wanted to know if I could be like a timeshare.  Spend the summer in NY working and then come back to FL in the winter.  I found this amusing.  Also impossible.  Darn.
  • How much effort do you think it would take to get random people to give me 50 cents or a dollar?  Could I get 3000 people to give me 50 cents?  1500 to give me a dollar?  Just wondering.
  • Why does it cost $600 to fly to Honduras from Miami?  Seriously.  Painful.
  • Hi, my name is MiamiShyner and I'm a procrastinator.  Sorry I'm late for the meeting, but I kept putting off getting ready.
  • Oh, don't hate on my "boots walk".  Today, I just feel like I look good and therefore I will do the walk.  Strut.  Confidence.  HA!  That's hot.
  • Is it too early to start thinking about New Year's Resolutions that I'm not going to keep?
  • I do not have a penis (attached to me) so I wish I would stop receiving emails offering to enhance my non-existing penis.
  • Man, I'm just rambling.
  • Considering my lack of ability to focus, I sometimes wonder if I have adult ADD. 

Okay, that's just about enough out of you, young lady.  Go to your room!  And have an ass-kicking weekend all!


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