First and foremost, get your sway on!  Feel the rhythm of the ROCO flowing through your veins.  If it tells you to get up, then GET UP!  If it says to yell out, then YELL OUT!

TESTIFY!

Good people of the ROCO congregation, thank you for joining me in another celebration of the day we all love, Friday.  And like Smokey said: "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job… and you ain't got shit to do."

That's right, I'm gonna get you high today, but we'll be high on Friday.  Hit the weekend bong cuz it's right around the corner.  Now,  Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

It's been an excellent week for the head of the ROCO flock.  Ain't nuttin bad happen to a muhfuh this week.  Even the dog didn't pee on the floor this week which means that there was none of this: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.

WEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!

Now, while I've got you here, ROCO congregation, please someone let me know who stole April.  I swear just yesterday was the first of the month!  I don't mind the time flying on by though, because the sooner we make it on over to February 2010, the sooner I will graduate and be able to be more in control of my life.

PREACH IT!

Oh, and where is my stimulus check?!?!  Does the IRS not know that Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.  (Just kiddin Mr. Tax Man.  You take your time, but not too long, okay?  Please?)  Mama need a new pair of shoes!

Let's bring it down a notch for just a moment, my people.  I need to mention something serious. Why could the Penguins not pull off the sweep last night?!?!  Jerks.  Just because you didn't HAVE to win, doesn't mean that you couldn't have done it anyways.  Do you know what I wanted to say to the Rangers and their fans today?  Do you??  You just got knocked the FUCK out! But no, now we have to play them again.  At least it'll be at home though.

I want to thank each memeber of the congregation for joining me here today.  I can only keep ROCO Fridays alive with your help.  So when the collection plate comes down your aisle, remember that it's better to give than it is to receive.  I would also like to thank the members who were with me in spirit this morning.  Guiding my hand on the wheel when I had to drop off Kiddo at school at 4 FREAKING AM so she could go on a school field trip and I forgot to put my glasses on.  A much appreicated thanks.

With that, my good people, I must bid you farewell.  There are people out there that must be recruited into the flock.  I usually knock on their doors on Saturday morning but they're getting wise to my ways.  That does not mean that I will not keep making the ROCO presence known.  And why, might you ask, do I keep pressing on?  Because every Friday, I like to be able to say that For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.

ROCO!

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That's right boys and girls, it's Friday, so get out your mousse and blow dryers.  Stock up on hairspray.  Reach back into the closet and find some of these:

Then lean back and crank up the tunes, cuz it's a ROCO kinda day!

Cruel Summer

Coolbeans!

Now, could someone please tell me where the heck April went?!?!  Mind you, I am not complaining because every day we're closer to Kiddo going to camp, Keys vacation, Park City, graduation, or moving out of Miami makes me happy.  I just wonder where it went.

I've decided, after thinking long and hard, that I am going to make this one of my last Vox posts.  It really takes up too much of my time and energy that could be better spent elsewhere.

SIKE! (or PSYCHE! depending on where you're from)

I'm already at a minimum level of posting and I'm still not getting anything done, so I'll just keep this little outlet.

Good week overall, I must say.  Coming down the home stretch of IB and actually looking forward to Art Appreciation and Personal Finance, but mainly because they'll be cake classes.

It's 1pm and I still haven't finished posting this yet.  What a shame.

Oh, cool thing: A while back during pole lessons, my teacher was super cool.  I wanted to get her contact info but I dropped the ball.  Well, I'm going back to pole class and found her on facebook and, hey, we used to work in the same place!  Not at the same time, but still.  Oh yeah, and today is her birthday, so…

Happy Birthday MM!

Okay, it's all I've got for now.  I know this post has been lacking in ROCO's, but please, do the world a favor and ROCO today like it's gonna fall off tomorrow.  Peace, love and hair grease folks.  HEP!

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