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The best way to start your day

Is probably oral sex and then a nap, but when you have to go to work, I guess this is second best.  When I left the house this morning, the first song on the playlist was already streaming on Sirius downstairs.  Imagine my surprise when I started the car and the same song was on the radio!  I thought I was going crazy, so I put on the Sirius real quick and guess what?  I'm not crazy.  It was on in both places.

Thank you Sirius for making my drive a little better today.  Here's the my house to work playlist:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep, that's what got me to work this morning.  Let the day commence!

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Now that's soft

Over the weekend, Kiddo wanted to go get a mani/pedi, so as part of her b-day present, I obliged.  If you live where I live, and you don't because I'd know, there's only one place to go to "git yer nails did".  Many people feel the same as the place opened at 11 on Sunday, we arrived at 11:01 and there was already a huge line.

At noon, I was rapidly losing any semblance of patience, so I told Kiddo that if she wasn't in a chair by 12:30 that we would just have to come back on Thursday as I'll be leaving work early and she has no school.  She looked less than thrilled but agreed, as if she had a choice.  Fortunately for her, before the clock struck quarter after, she had made her way over to a pedi chair.

I was contemplating if I was going to have anything done at all.  I used to be pretty vigilant about going to get my nails done every other week when I had the acrylics but they were killing my nails (which are messed up to begin with) so I quit acrylics and basically quit "pampering" myself with pedicures.  Don't get me wrong, I take care of my slappers and kickers at home, I'd probably get kicked out of bed if I didn't.  Now, my line of thought goes something like this: "I could just get my feet done and not spend too much more time in here watching "The Dog Whisperer" (HACK!), or I could go all out and just spend a buttload of money."  Well, it was the second and damn if it wasn't a marathon of that show.

The nail salon is pretty interesting.  On the acrylic side, we have the Vietnamese and on the mani/pedi side, we have the Cubans.  Occasionally, a V crosses into C territory, but never vise versa.  Kiddo got a member of the Cuban foot mafia while I got a newer girl, V, who was super nice.  Now, at 14, Kiddo doesn't need the spa pedi and fortunately, the CM (Cuban mafia) didn't give her one because it's an extra 10 bucks or something like that.  I, on the other hand, am paying, and therefore I get all the pampering I want.

Mmmmmm, spa pedicure.  Ok, after Cindy (my mani/pedi-ist) turned the water on and went somewhere, I had to flag down one of the CM to mention that my little tub was about to overflow.  Oh Dios Mio!  Here comes Cindy.  So she gets the routine questions out of the way (what color, round or square) and then I get to sink into my massage chair.  Or at least until Kiddo sends me text messages from 4 chairs down where the CM is harassing her about why she doesn't speak Spanish.  My child till the end responds with "Why don't you speak English?"  God I love that kid.

Cindy breaks my relaxation concentration once she gets to the part where she massages my legs for a moment.  "Your skin is so soft!  Do you wax?"  I reply that I don't, I just shave in the shower and she is just flat out amazed.  She lets me relax back into my chair but I still find it amusing.  Here is the part where I would typically insert that most folks of color would have soft skin because of the daily process of putting on lotion to avoid being ashy but the woman that was right before me was black also and apparently her skin wasn't so soft.

After my feet have been beautified, we head over to make an attempt at making my hands match.  Cindy, the great saleswoman, asks me if I want to get my eyebrows done also.  At first I tell her no, but then I start thinking to myself that they must look horrible if she asked, so I buckle.  Hey, vacation is in a mere 4 days.  If I spent 5 weeks working out to look good, I might as well go all the way.

It was a completely girly morning/afternoon topped off with disgustingly greasy food from McDonald's but sometimes, that's just the price you have to pay for mom/daughter bonding.

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Talkin smack

Ha!  This was a sweet idea.  And yes, Drew Brees looked horrible thank you very much.  3 freaking points?!??!  Hopefully he'll redeem himself next week.

Btw, I'm Drnk's Drnks and my boyfriend (who doesn't Vox) is Fins Win.

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So what's your weekend look like?

Aren't weekends supposed to be a relaxing time?  I mean, no work, or at least none of the Monday through Friday nine to five variety, sleeping in, staying up late, drinking and nookie all the time? No?  Damn.

I think that we've got it pretty well planned out.  Saturday, we'll get up and work out, make breakfast, eat, shower and then the fun begins.  Kiddo's going to the beach, but since she turned 14, she's too cool to go with Lovey and me so she's going with her friends.  All in all, that's ok.  It's nice that she's made so many friends in her time here.  And Lovey and I can drink and swear in excess and not worry about it.

So while she's off playing with friends, we'll be going to Publix, where shopping is a pleasure (or Pooblee, donde comprar es un placer), to get water, beer and snacks and then off to the beach for a few hours of working on my tan.  I've gotta be sun-kissed for next weekend, don't ya know!  After we're good and baked, we'll head back home to shower and probably sleep it off.  At some point, we've gotta get back to Publix to do the week's grocery shopping so we don't starve.  Saturday night's a great party night, but I think we might skip that.

I've just realized that I now have a huge dilemma.  The DVR is not yet connected and the STILLERS!! are on at 1.  Normally not a problem, but I promised Kiddo that we'd go do mani/pedis for her b-day and Moonfaire is also on Sunday.  So who gets me on Sunday?  My boys for whom I bleed black and gold or my inner witch that is dying to get out?  Tough tough call.

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QotD: Once More, With Feeling

What one year of your life would you like to re-live, if you were given the chance? 
Submitted by Ross

1985.

The summer before I turned 12.  In retrospect, I was probably having too much grown up fun for an eleven, soon to be twelve year old, but damn was that a good year.  So much so, in fact, that my then best friend and I could often be heard singing about the "Summer of '85" to the tune of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams.

I grew up in a podunk town full of rednecks.  My brother and I were often called the blackest rednecks anyone knew.  Loved us some Lynard Skynard (still do), Nazareth, Neil Young and the rest of the southern rock.  So, as insulting as it could be, I know that my fellow rednecks weren't being racist or just plain assholes when they decided that my nickname should be Kizzie.  Looking back, it makes me laugh because they tried to name my brother Chicken George but it never stuck.

Outside of that name, no one really looked at us as 'the black kids'.  Everyone was just another member of the Van Meter Heights crew. 

As you may or may not remember, request and dedications were huge then and so my be-fri at the time (Kidster) and I (Kizzie) had our own pretend radio station.  We had an R&D show every Friday night on KVMH.  The Kid and Kiz show on 69.9 FM (yes, I know, it doesn't go that low nor do FM stations typically start with K).  We laughed together, cried together, and just flat out had great times.

I'm pretty sure that that was also the year I first got drunk.  Yes, I know, very early.  All of my friends were a minimum of one year older than me and most were in the 4 to 5 year range.  I was still the most mature of them all though.  Living in a podunk town, you can get away with driving pretty young and without a license and I did a lot of that for people who were too drunk to get home.

Aside:  Thanks, Ross, for this question because it made me research the history of my little podunk town and it's pretty interesting.  Click here if you're interested.  Also, click here for information about what I'm about to call "The Mine Roads".

Growing up, I never knew the history of our area.  My grandfather, born in 1912, lived in the area his whole life I'm pretty sure and he never mentioned any of this stuff.  What we did know is that the mine roads was a really cool place to ride dirtbikes/trikes/quads.  Almost everyone had some sort of motorized off-road something or another and almost everyone had a trail from their house to the mine roads.  There was the top part which didn't hold much interesting but the meeting point from the paths, and then there was the bottom part, down this hill, which led to where all the good riding spots (read HUGE HILLS were). 

In the summer, we rode there and in the winter, we partied there.  And that, is how I happened to get drunk for the very first time.  We had a huge party wherein folks rode their dirtbikes and such to get there although, with a fair amount of walking, it was possible to get there on foot.  Like rock stars we partied I tell you.  Kegs, liquor, bonfire, snow, sleds.  And I thought I'd have a beer.

Sidebar: Not my first beer.  Podunk town=kegorator in the house.  My dad had me pouring and delivering beers in the house since I was tall enough to reach the tap.  Any wonder I ended up a bartender?

Well, many beers later, I was hammered.  That was the point where I decided that it would be fun to sled down the biggest hill there, but with no sled.  Odd that to this day, I distinctly remember Larry Baldwin saying, "Man, she's wasted" as I began my tumble down the hill.  All ended well, no bruises, nothing broken, no frostbite, and no hangover.

1985.  I was young, I was carefree and I wouldn't have traded that time in my life for anything.  It seems like nothing bad happened that year.  Life was perfect as it usually is when you're 11 going on 12.  Yeah, I'll take that year back.

 

 

 

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