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Dude. GROSS!

Last night after dinner, Lovey and I were sitting in the bedroom.  He burped, I was downwind and it went directly into my mouth and down my throat.  Like the trooper I am, I held down the vomit that ensued.

Nothing of consequence will be posted today.

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Mid-week observations

Again, I don't have anything of substance to talk about so you get a list.

  • My eyes are slowly and painfully being squeezed out of my head by exploding sinus cavities across my cheeckbones and my forehead (if there are some up there).
  • I finally managed to get some sleep last night.  Hooray.
  • Just because I'm not looking at you doesn't mean that I'm not listening to you even if I'm on the other side of the room.
  • I won't forget for a looooong time if you say something that is insulting to me although I probably won't mention it at the time.
  • Jesus I hate Miami. (Yes, I know.  Move if I don't like it.  As soon as the market is out of the crapper a little bit, I will.)
  • NaNoWriMo starts in just about 12 hours and I am unprepared.
  • There is nothing that you can do/say/or have that will make me believe that you are better than me.  Maybe in your head you are, but in my head, you are not.
  • A college degree does not make you smarter than me.  It simply makes you in more debt than me.  It's a shame that in your four-year degree there was not a class in common sense.
  • If you want something, say so.  If you want something specific, say so.  Don't give me free reign and then tell me it's not what you want.
  • I need a concealed weapons permit to feel like I could be safe working in a bar.
  • I really wish I was better at certain things.
  • Today is Halloween.
  • I have found the perfect song to perform a sexy pole dance to for Lovey.  Now I just need the pole, lol.
  • Sunshine got stuck in the back of some closet somewhere but she needs to take her rightful place front and center.
  • I've spent too much of my life catering to other people.  Now is the time to cater to me.

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Brain. Won't. Stop. Again.

Maybe freelancing is not for me.  Maybe thinking is not for me.  It seems that every time I have a project going on, it runs through my mind the entire night making for horrible sleep.  The past two nights I feel as though I didn't sleep a wink although I know this not to be true.  This has happened before.  Anyone have any thoughts on how I can make it stop/get a good night's sleep?  I mean, outside of the obvious stop thinking. 🙂

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The Lieday Frist

No, none of that is misspelled.  I thought I would try to have a weekly list of my typical silly meaningless-ness.  Stuff that's happened and such.  So here we go:

  • All systems are a go, or at least they're moving forward, for the soon-to-be business.  The remainder of the demo baskets should arrive today (in the rain).
  • Garen thinks I can sing.  (Not a realization from this week, but I'm listening to him now.)
  • Staph is running rampant in Miami-Dade county schools.
  • One Miami-Dade teacher went a little off the deep end this week.
  • One Miami-Dade TV reporter followed the teacher off the deep end.
  • The more I try, the less I understand politics.
  • $40 to fill the tank?!?!  Geez.  Thank goodness it's a Honda and won't need gas for another 2 weeks.
  • I hate shoes.
  • I'm not your whipping bitch.
  • I'm slightly concerned about attempting NaNoWriMo.
  • I need to drink more water.
  • I once again have motivation to work out.  SnowBird Witner Aerial Arts Festival is coming up in January. I'm all in for the Beginning/Intermediate Rope as well as the Beginning Fabric classes.  Game on.
  • There is a flying, screaming monkey at my desk.
  • My heart goes out to everyone affected by the fires in Cali this week.
  • Ludacris is handing out snow globes at the mall on Monday.  I just find that odd.  Movie promotion or not.  He's hot.
  • My mood is directly proportional to the amount of music I listen to in a day.
  • I'm shooting for doing some freelance work be it web design, writing, what have you.  Picked up a small gig already.  Baby steps.
  • I'm tempted to play Karma Chameleon extremely loudly in the office right now.
  • Fights suck but making up is pretty cool.
  • The older I get, the more vain I get.  I used to look at myself in the mirror and wonder how to fix things.  Now I look in the mirror and I think know that I'm a fantastic looking woman and if I happen to put on some makeup, shiiiiiiiiiiit!
  • I miss my friends.

That's all for now kids.  Have a FanFreakingTastic Friday!!  HEP!

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