2009

Who the hell is editing this morning?!?!

Just look at the title of this!

Please write onhed here and here here here

Palm Beach Post

A Margate man who deserted from the U.S. Army at Fort Bragg, N.C., was found working the counter at a bread shop near Boca Raton, authorities said.

Palm Beach County sheriff's deputies tracked John B. Turner, 20, to the Panera Bread restaurant at U.S. 441 and Glades Road and arrested him there Sunday morning, a sheriff's spokesman said.

Officials at the U.S. Army Deserter Information Point in Fort Knox, Ky., and at the Pentagon said Turner, a private with Fort Bragg's 18th Infantry Brigade, deserted Nov. 20.

Turner will face a court martial or be administratively discharged, said Lt. Col. Nathan Banks, a Pentagon spokesman.

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Awkward moment of silence

When having a conversation with two people who both have a halitosis issue but seem to be unaware of it, how does one respond when something like this happens?

Bad Breath 1: There's no nice way to tell people they have bad breath, huh?

Bad Breath 2: Nope, you can just try to give them a mint or gum.

Innocent Bystander: Uh, yeah. Mint.

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Such an unflattering photo

But I'll share it regardless. This dress looked way cuter on the Guess model chick.

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This makes me look a lot, uh, thicker than I am. And I am the most unphotogenic person on earth! Argh! Where can I sign up to buy an upper lip?

UPDATE: In case I thought I could blame it on the background, I tried to give myself a different color background. Obviously I'm no Photoshop expert and I'm just damn lazy, but it isn't much better.