on the go

Dear diary

Today I got up before the sun even considered rolling over, scratching its balls and farting.

It's very foggy this morning which doesn't comfort me when I have to get on a plane. I'm happy that I could get a Modelo Pacifico to calm my nerves at 5:43.

The plane boards soon so I'm off to chug this beer. Maybe I'll post another entry during the layover in Chicago.

Love,
Miamishyner

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Dammit, Dominos!

Three sammiches and cheesy bread was too tough?

I was hoping it was my sammich you forgot since I won't get to it for at least another 90 minutes, but no. You forgot my poor, starving child's food.

Oh, woe is she. Waiting another TEN minutes. The *horror*!

I can't imagine being 15 again and having these mind-blowing problems. 😛

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