guess dress

Such an unflattering photo

But I'll share it regardless.  This dress looked way cuter on the Guess model chick.

 

This makes me look a lot, uh, thicker than I am.  And I am the most unphotogenic person on earth!  Argh!  Where can I sign up to buy an upper lip?

UPDATE: In case I thought I could blame it on the background, I tried to give myself a different color background.  Obviously I'm no Photoshop expert and I'm just damn lazy, but it isn't much better.

 

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