When having a conversation with two people who both have a halitosis issue but seem to be unaware of it, how does one respond when something like this happens?
Bad Breath 1: There's no nice way to tell people they have bad breath, huh?
Bad Breath 2: Nope, you can just try to give them a mint or gum.
Innocent Bystander: Uh, yeah. Mint.
It seems that the good stuff always happens during Jeopardy at our house. As per the norm, we were sitting around after dinner expanding our minds with a good dose of jokes thrown in for good measure. I believe the category was "No Bones about It" or something else cheesey like that where every answer was a bone in the body.
The clue of the day was a video clue and so one of the Clue Crew was standing next to a skeleton and started asking about the last bone in the spine.
You know, that one over there.
Right.
So, Kiddo, being the genius that she is, decides to yell out the answer.
"CERVIX!"
Thankfully, we were already done eating because had food been being consumed, it certainly would have been spewed all across the room.
Um, no. That would be coccyx.
Ohhh, she replied.
"Where's your cervix?"
HA! No way is my child having sex or even thinking about it.
Yes, I told her where it is to which she replied, oh, I was on the wrong side.
Life, in our house, is a sitcom.
