Welcome to today’s rollercoaster that is my stream of consciousness. There’s a lot going on with this one and it may not make any sense because I will probably just let it all fly. This is what it’s like to live with me.
Keeping the streak going with day two of giving you this brain dump. That’s part one of rolling. Of course, that led me to think about the song itself. It’s hilarious to me and made even more hilarious every time I think about the commercial with the lady with this stuck as the only song that would play in her car. I’m listening to it as I write this and I mean, chocolate starfish. How do you not laugh at that? Also, this got seriously sidetracked as I got way too into the song.
In my all-inclusive resort days, we did a lot of sketches and I always thought that this would be a funny one.
Lighting Cue: Dark Stage. Red spotlight on subject, soft yellow light to illuminate the area around the subject.
Scene: Fireplace, rug, side table with lamp, cushioned chair. Subject is wearing a smoking jacket, has a pipe and a large hardcover book.
Subject: <looks up at audience, opens book, clears throat> *tone: deadpan serious* Chocolate starfish.
Subject: <turns page, clears throat again> *read in a not-quite-Shattner way* Hands up. Now, hands down.
Subject: <brings hand to ear> Tell me. What are you going to do now?
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
What?
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
Come on.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
Yes.
I promise you that this would be funny. Some of us talked about doing it but that was also in the days of small ears around so you couldn’t really be funny with the cursing. Ahhh, bummer.
This is also how the stream works. I had a whole bunch to say, but I also have work to do while I’m trying to get this all out. It just so happens that I almost always get interrupted and then kaboom! Where did all of those great ideas go?!?! Sumummabitch.
This is also how the stream works. Yesterday was tits out Tuesday and so I was thinking that today would be wangs out Wednesday but wangs is so boring. Maybe the Mid-Week Middle Leg? Wee Wee Wednesday? Wieners Out Wednesday? (That’s a definite possibility, h/t Leopold Butters Stotch) Oh yeah, it’s gotta be Butters.
Now that has been decided, the serious work can begin. *insert hard eye roll cuz we ain’t doing shit over here*
But speaking of whipping things out, about 25 (holy shit) years ago, I lived in New York. There was a radio station with a show that did all kinds of silly things, but one of the two that I really remembered was W.O.W. Whip em out Wednesday. They legit had bumper stickers printed up and tons of people had them on their cars. All you had to do was have one and you might, on a Wednesday, be the lucky recipient of a pair of flashed titties. (I was never a flasher…it was pre-boob job, lol) It was pretty amusing and somehow there was never a cop around or you never heard about anyone getting in trouble for it. Hmmmmmm. Probably wouldn’t fly today.
Ok, that’s it. I’m keeping it short and sweet. Come back tomorrow and I’ll tell you something funny again. Or you can ask me something in the comments and I’ll probably answer you, lol. Or you can request a story. PG-13 is the max dirty unless you wanna pay for it. 🙂
See ya tomorrow!