I need this outfit.

I know that I’ve said it in the past, but it bears repeating. I want one of these outfits and I want two people to learn this choreography with me so we can recreate this. Roller skates and all. Oh shit. It’s the time of TikTok and Reels and remixing shit. Goodwill here I come! Other than just wanting to hear it, this video isn’t related in any other way to what I’m rambling about today. Oh, in the same vein of music, treat yourself to this. And don’t forget the rebuttal.

I am not getting much writing done right now because I’m too busy dancing in my chair. Those 80s jams really slap! Any ole excuse will do, right? LOL. I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole again. That has to be the absolute time suckingest website that exists. It does serve my purposes now and again though.

Can you believe that we are almost at the end of May?!?! It’s hard to believe that we’ve been back in Florida for almost three years now. It’s been quite the ride and no, it hasn’t all been enjoyable. The real estate roller coaster was a shitshow which threw me into a depression. See where I added about 30 pounds to my frame. Ugh. Fucking Florida. But I guess that I’ve resigned myself to the fact that this is it so I might as well not be happy with my location and my body so I had to start working out hard and paying attention to my food. It’s taken a year, but I’m down 20 of the 30. I’m on the fence as to whether I “need” to lose the last 10. I kinda like where I am, but I also like old pictures of where I was. (Why have I watched a FOURTEEN minute MC Hammer video?!?!) So yeah, I am going to keep going.

I mean, who quits using the program they’ve been using for over ten years when they just became a coach, right? Yup, that’s right, I jumped in. So, I’m not teaching anything but I’m there for moral support and kicking your ass when you think you’re gonna get away with not working out. Not on my watch, honey! Once I’m fully set up, I’ll be blasting my info all over the place, of course.

I didn’t have a focus for this post today, and it shows. So I’m gonna just go ahead and wrap it up. Every day’s blog post ain’t gonna be a winner.

By Shyne

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