Friday Dance Party – ROCO!
Ok, so it isn’t Friday night yet, nor did I just get paid. I hardly ever get paid on a Friday though since I’m on that first and fifteenth schedule like the government pays me. They don’t. They just take my money, but they do that to all of us.
It is, however, Friday, thank goodness. It’s been a pretty good week even though it took a little bit to get things kicked off. I created a new daily schedule for myself and I haven’t nailed it yet, but I’m doing a decent job of getting into it. I mean, I wrote every day this week, and for that, let the congregation say ROCO!
I slip in and out of ROCO (rock out with your cock out) Fridays, so if you aren’t familiar, you can search over in the search bar for ROCO to see past assemblies of the congregation. But if you haven’t the time, for that, perhaps you have time for this:
That little dude does it better than I ever could so let the congregation say ROCO! He is freaking hilarious and you just know that he’s spent a heck of a lot of time in Black church.
So, even on this 5 day writing streak, I know that I’m not going to do it on the weekend. Because I know this, let me quickly chat about what’s up. Sunday, I’m hoping to do pretty much nothing. I know that won’t happen because that simply isn’t the life that I lead, but one can hope, right? Actually, it completely could happen if I let it. But again, that isn’t the life I lead. There has never been a tally mark in the ‘able to sit still’ column for me. We have limited time here on this rock and I’m not gonna look back at the end of mine and say, “Boy, I wish I had spent more time sitting on the couch watching TV.” Nope, not gonna happen. Not this chick. Besides, I’m hoping to either go in my sleep or in some spectacular way that doesn’t necessarily involve any pain. I’ve seen the long, drawn out deaths and I’d like to pass on that.
Oooh, that got heavy, huh? Ok, back to the light. We’re heading into the weekend, after all. A weekend wherein I will attend a photoshoot to have some more fun photos for my little gallery. I’m supposed to do my own hair and makeup (in and of itself that is the peak of hilarity), bring clothes (duh), have a playlist (I can at least do that), and think of some poses (although help will be available on-site). Did I ever tell you that I don’t do makeup? I can slap on some foundation and do a bit of mascara but outside of that, I’m kinda lost. There are so many intricacies to drawing on your face and I simply don’t get it. When I did my headshots and they did my makeup for me, I swear she was doing makeup for 30 minutes to basically make me look like I just had on some eye makeup. My skin isn’t THAT bad, lol. So yeah, I don’t get it.
But, I’m here for the game, so I’ve got this eyebrow template to play with (before tomorrow morning, lol) and some lashes to try out. Hopefully, I can make those two things work and, I don’t know, keep the rest of my face hidden or something. What? I’m not really photogenic either. But I’m at the end of a good workout program so the body is pretty banging right now. Booyakasha.
Welp, my writing block time is up and I have to move on to the next facet of my day. I hope you have a great one and a kickass weekend! See ya Monday.
