I really thought about using ‘Don’t Know What You’ve Got (Til It’s Gone) here because it also works, but I can’t pass up some Hall & Oates even if they don’t like each other right now. Hello, restraining order. Yikes.
Why did I pick that song though? Because it’s me. I’m the missed opportunity. HAHAHAHAHA, dummies. Maybe not ALL of you are dummies, it just might not have been our lifetime. BUT, a lot of you are dummies. I don’t mind saying it because some of you are thinking it. You see me now and I’m pretty cute with a smoking bod and you’re like, damn. I shoulda got in on that at the ground level. Too damn slow.
Some of you are thinking it. Some of you said it. Some of you didn’t say it but I see it in who you chose later down the line. Here’s a spoiler alert: you can’t recreate me in someone else. HAHAHAHAHAHA, dummies.
If you’re reading this, then you have the opportunity to not be too damn slow. Not with me, lol. That ship has long sailed. 18 years, 6 months, and 18 days ago to be exact. However, you can still keep reading here and peruse this site for any of my naughty writing, or, you could keep an eye out for an early bird subscription to my platform. If I’m feeling nice, I might even give you multiple options. You could read yourself or I can read to you or you can see me read to you wearing…oh…something small, lol. This idea keeps getting better the more I think about it.
So now that I’ve put it out there, I think I’ll also put some tester snippets out in the next couple of weeks. If you see them, please feel free to share them as I’ll be soliciting feedback. I gotta go because the ideas are coming quick. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. You will be too.