Let Me Introduce Myself

Who am Iiiiiiiii? I’m SunnyzSpinz motherfuckerrrrrr! (Also the first line of my autobiography)

Hey, y’all! Welcome to the party. In the event that you’re new here, let’s just start things off in the most me way possible. Please welcome to the pulpit the Reverend SunnyzSpinz (formerly SteelerShyner, MiamiShyner, SteelPoleButterfly). *round of amens from the crowd*

A hearty good afternoon to the congregation, let the congregation say….

ROCO!

My good people we are 5 days into the new year and crazy shit is happening all around us. I don’t even need to mention anything because when I said it, you already thought of something. But, my dear people, my congregation, we do not fear this crazy shit. Why? Because we are the original crazy shit and everyone else is just catching up to us. Let the congregation say ROCO. Go out and spread the ROCO word and bring more cool people to the flock. Ayyy MAN!

Clearly, I’m not back in my writing swing just yet. I’ll be priming the pump for a while, I’m sure. While I’m working my way back to writing, I might have another project to work on (because why finish any one thing when you could start three more?!?!) that might actually involve writing and one other fun idea I had. Can’t tell you yet. I’m not ready. And no one is reading this?

Ok, I’m not gonna try to write more than I have. That’s not how we get the pump flowing. It’ll be little strokes until it’s longer strokes until the words cum freely.

Oh no, was that a typo? MWAHAHAHA

By Shyne

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