Lovey: I think my aunt is making those sausages that you like.
Me: Okay.
<five minutes>
Me: The ones in the sandwich with the onions and peppers?!?!?
Lovey: <laughing> Yes. Which ones did you think I meant?
Me: I don't know. It took a minute to register.
Lovey: <more laughing>
Me: Man, I love those. I'm full and I'd eat it right now anyways.
Lovey: <laughing again> You're not full.
Me: Yes I am.
Lovey: <near hysterics> No, you're not. You had a piece of toast.
Me: Oh yeah.
I totally forgot that I didn't really eat when I made breakfast for them. I am officially a mess.
Mmmmm… Sausage. I'd forget I ate over that too.
If you had this sandwich, you'd forget you ate even after you finished if there was another one available. By golly, it's the most delicious thing EVER!